Silly Services

Welcome to Silly Services

News: Just in time for the holiday season - we have upgrade our servers and have resumed taking your silly orders! (11/2007)

SillyServices is a very real company offering very silly services.

We feel that there are just not enough silly services in the world and our mission is to correct that!

We've looked around the Internet and seen all sorts of crazy websites offering a myriad of services and products and asked ourselves why spend serious money naming a distant star, buying a noble title, or even purchasing land on the moon when all you really want is a humorous conversation item: a fancy certificate and a website to send your friends and family to.

So scroll down and start shopping - we are sure to have the right novelty gift for any occasion.

For the more serious shoppers, check out our selection of framed castle prints of by award winning artist Jared Bendis.

For media relations please contact Jared Bendis.

The Silly Services:

Intergalactic Planet Registry

At the Intergalactic Planet Registry we rename the planets after your friends and loves ones and send them an 'official' Declaration of Celestial Renaming.

Think of the joy of telling all your friends that Jupiter is now named Steve. Have you seen the big red spot on Steve? I heard Steve is enormous!

It's all in good fun and the 'official' declaration is a great addition to any home or office.

Visit soon before someone says there is a full you out tonight!

Intergalactic Real Estate

At Intergalactic Real Estate we don't just rename planets - we sell the entire thing! Imagine giving your your friends or loved ones an 'official' Declaration of Celestial Ownership.

Think of the joy of telling all your friends that they own Mars, Venus, or even Jupiter.

It's all in good fun and the 'official' declaration is a great addition to any home or office.

Visit soon and grab your own piece of the heavens!

Fake Genealogy

Do you have any famous relatives? Do you want some?

At Fake Genealogy our crackpot team of investigators will discover that you are related to some famous historical figure. Who might it be? Who would you like it to be?

Think of the bragging rights when you show your friends and loved ones your 'official' Declaration of Relation.

It also makes the perfect gift for anyone interested in history or genecology!

Visit soon so you don't have to become famous yourself!

Its the perfect novelty gift for any genealogy buff!

Reincarnated Registry

Do you think you've been here before or know someone who does?

At the Reincarnated Registry we validate claims of reincarnation with an 'official' Declaration of Reincarnation.

Show your friends and loved ones who you were the last time around. Where you someone famous? Probably! Most people find that they were someone very famous. Who will it be? Who do you want it to be?

The 'official' declaration also makes a great gift. Always thought Uncle Fred was Napoleon in another life? Well now you can prove it.

Visit soon before your next incarnation has to visit for you.

Its the perfect novelty gift for any 'new age' soul.

I Should Be King

Is there a special Princess or Queen in your life?
Do you every wish you could be King for a day?

At I Should Be King we can make you King everyday! With our 'official' Declaration of Royal Standing we can make you king of your castle, street, neighborhood, or even the entire city.

Make that special Princess into a real Princess!
Don't worry we have plenty of different titles to go around!

Visit soon and you could be making royal proclamations before you know it.

Castles by Jared

Looking for a more serious gift?

Castles by Jared sells framed prints of medieval castles from around the world.

Award winning artist and photographer Jared Bendis has photographed more than 250 castles around the world and is now selling framed prints from his expeditions.

Visit Castles by Jared and pick something up today. We realize this isn't very silly but we thought you might enjoy it.